Women Try Twice as Many Diets as They Do Sex Partners
LatestWomen go on twice as many diets in their lifetime than they have sexual partners. Probably because we hate ourselves and think we don’t deserve to be happy—which we don’t if we’re so lame that we choose dieting over fucking.
Now, to be clear, this study was conducted by a diet supplement company called Forza and the findings were published in the Daily Mail. So, you know, it’s bullshit. But interesting bullshit, nonetheless.
According to the “study”—which was based on a survey of 1,000 women—chicks, on average, sleep with 8 people in their lives, and go on about 16 diets. However, most of the women who were surveyed admitted that their diets only lasted 7 days—which is still like 6 days, 23 hours, and 56 minutes longer than their sex partners lasted.