World Leaders Conspiring to Spoil Prince George Absolutely Rotten
LatestThe British royal family has released its annual round-up of official gifts showered upon its various members over the last year, and it appears that the world has banded together to give wee little Prince George the expectation that everywhere he goes for the rest of his life, people will hand him free shit.
The Telegraph reports that Prince George received 706 gifts on royal travels o’er the waves—which is seven times more than her majesty the Queen. He picked up 671 of ’em on his sojourn in Australia and New Zealand. Are they worried he’s going to grow into some autocrat and they’ve got to appease him preemptively? Good grief. Among his many presents: