Yo, Men, Cameron Esposito Doesn't Want to Have Sex with You Either

By Lindy West  |  August 7, 2014 | 10:45pm
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In a clip from her upcoming album Same Sex Symbol, human treasure Cameron Esposito lays down some truths about her haircut, her vest, and what it means to be a lesbian. Turns out, the main component is LESBIANISM.

So feel free to let her know you don’t like her outfit, or whatever. It literally could not be less relevant. She doesn’t want to have sex with you either, Jeff the sweaty heckler.

In conclusion, everyone everywhere should be paying attention to Cameron Esposito and her haircut and her new album all the time. Thank you and you’re welcome.

 
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