You Better Walk For Your Life: When Sloths Attack By Laura Beck | January 16, 2013 | 3:00pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! This sloth is pissed, and he’s going to tell it to your face! In a minute! Or five! Until then, please talk amongst yourselves, perhaps grab a snack? Most Popular Inside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to Waitstaff This Week's 'And Just Like That...' Was a Horror Movie Man Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His Breakup But you better be back in ten-to-fifteen minutes because you’re in SO MUCH TROUBLE. More from JezebelAmerican Horror Story: Butthurt Foreigner Wants New Party After Bad Bill, Botched Epstein ClaimsMannequin Pussy Won't Let Their Audiences Succumb to 2025's BullshitAnna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: