Your Speeches Are Long as Fuck
Entertainment
When Taylor Swift won Billboard’s Woman of the Year award in 2014, Billie Eilish was 11. She made certain to stress that fact when accepting the award herself last night. Billie is 17 now, and like any self respecting teen, she took the time to lecture all those adults in the room for their “long as fuck speeches,” even if they were beautiful or nice or smart! Some might disagree, but Billie is right: Your speech is long as fuck, and nobody wants to listen to it.