In this week’s (abbreviated holiday edition) compilation of pop culture crap, Ryan Seacrest has a new beard and if you can run the WWE, you can run for senate.
1.) How to extend your DWTS 15 minutes
Julianne Huff doesn’t mind encouraging baseless rumors that she’s dating Ryan Seacrest in exchange for some camera time.
2.) Vince McMahon’s wife is running for office.
Linda McMahon, Vince McMahon’s wife, is running for Senator in Connecticut on the Republican ticket. What I like more than the fact that she actually uses her experience (as well as clips) from the WWE as relevant job experience is that she refers to the WWE as a soap opera. Because it so is.
3.) Tami
Tami from the Real World L.A. (you know, the one who got an abortion, had her jaw wired shut as a diet, and was weird about gay people despite working at an HIV clinic) is on some show called Moonlight. It’s about vampires.
4.) This guy didn’t know who was president in 1985.
He actually needed to use one of his life lines. Seriously, the question isn’t “Are you smarter than a fifth grader?” but “Who wants to be a millionaire?” Obviously he does not.
5.) This guy
Seriously, he’s my new favorite thing. What is that accent? What are those faces? Why is this on the news? Who is this guy? And why was I not aware of him until now!?!?