Oprah Thinks It’s ‘Really OK’ for Rihanna to Forgive Chris Brown, Really

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After learning earlier this week that Rihanna possibly made the sex with Chris Brown in the bathroom of a bar, it was imperative that the high priestess of pop culture and conduit to Rihanna’s soul Oprah Winfrey pass judgment on this rumor of lavatorial lovemaking. So? What does Oprah think about Rihanna and Chris Brown making the tenderness?

I think that if she is prepared to deal with that and is prepared to help him help himself then so be it. I have no judgment about it. That’s why I can sit there and have such a great time with her because I do all my interviews with no judgment whatsoever. If that’s how you choose to lead your life, that’s really okay.

Choose your choices, is what Oprah’s saying, although we should be clear: she had gracefully eluded questions about the alleged bar hook-up, and instead was saying how it was fine for Rihanna to forgive Chris Brown. Really, it’s fine. [Extra]

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