805 Skinny Dippers Break Guinness Record, Create Disgusting Human Soup
Latest805 people got together in Florida to shed their clothes and take a dip in the water to break the Guinness World Record for the most people naked at once and swimming together in a non-sexual (?) manner. I’m kinda grossed out by all those bodily fluids seeping into orifices (sorry) but then again, I’m a never-nude whose only desire is to break the Guinness World Record in most submarine sandwiches eaten in a lifetime. (I GOT IT ON LOCKDOWN, DO NOT WORRY.)