805 people got together in Florida to shed their clothes and take a dip in the water to break the Guinness World Record for the most people naked at once and swimming together in a non-sexual (?) manner. I’m kinda grossed out by all those bodily fluids seeping into orifices (sorry) but then again, I’m a never-nude whose only desire is to break the Guinness World Record in most submarine sandwiches eaten in a lifetime. (I GOT IT ON LOCKDOWN, DO NOT WORRY.)
Richard Mason, president of event sponsor South Florida Free Beaches Association, said the 805 people who swam in the buff Sunday broke the record of 729 skinny-dippers set in July at El Playazo Beach in Spain. But don’t take his word on it just yet, official paperwork as well as “video footage and high-quality color photographs” was sent to Guinness officials for confirmation. I’ll sit here wearing two sweaters and a Snuggie* until we have word on validity of their claims.
*BUT NO PANTS!!
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