Amanda Bynes' Nipple Can't Stand Ugly People

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Amanda Bynes makes a pretty bad case for herself when she tells In Touch that she isn’t mentally ill. Her hatred of Ugly People, especially Ugly Writers, has also become increasingly extreme.

“I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care. I have only hot friends. They’ll support me till I die.”

She’s tweeting topless shots now (“long hair, don’t care”) with one pretty visible nipple. Also, she neeeeeds to weigh 100 pounds I think what’s so sad and scary about all this, besides the obvious, is the Twitter response: her followers often refer to her as “the Queen” and send her weird Photoshop art of herself. People were NOT obsessed with her before this started. It’s like the dark version of Lady Gaga and her Little Monsters, isn’t it? [Page Six, NYDN; lede image via Twitter]

Chris Kelly, half of the ’90s rap duo Kris Kross best known for their single “Jump,” has died at the Atlanta Medical Center after being found unconscious in his home. An autopsy will be performed later today, but a police spokeswoman said that it “may be a possible drug overdose.” He was 34 years old. [ABC News, TMZ]

Glee’s Mark Salling has filed a counter-suit against Roxanne Gorzela, a Playboy model, DJ, and small-town girl living in a lonely world, who claimed that he had sex with her sans condom without her consent in March of 2011. Salling’s freshly-filed papers claim that Gorzela barged in on him with another woman, “yelling uncontrollably and hitting him on the chest, arms, and face,” and then went outside and keyed his car. What I’m trying to say is, don’t stop believing. [TMZ]

Winona Ryder hasn’t eaten on-screen since 1990 because when she was 19 she had to eat 64 Almond Rocas for a scene and got sick. Here, I’ll save you the trouble. They make Werthers sound ghetto. [People]

This video of Kanye West not opening the door for Kim Kardashian is a gift. [Dlisted]

  • Go figure, Lindsay Lohan’s already violated her rehab deal. [TMZ]
  • Aca-Bitch Anna Camp is divorcing her husband Michael Mosley. [TMZ]
  • Classy TMZ headline: “How Do You Say ‘Boobs’ In Dothraki?” [TMZ]
  • (Intentionally?) sexy Page Six headline: “Tim [Tebow] Didn’t Fit in Big Apple.” Try some KY. [Page Six]
  • David Tutera, the host of My Fair Wedding, is supposedly a sexual compulsive and prostitute addict. [People]
  • Farrah Abraham photos from sex tape blah blah I’m in hell. [TMZ]
  • Lil Wayne penned a well-thought-out letter to the family of Emmett Till, a 14-year-old boy slain in the mid-50s for supposedly flirting with a white woman and whose death became a civil rights touchstone. [Gossip Cop]
  • But the Till family wasn’t into it, since it didn’t actually apologize at any point. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Weir talked about her rough first pregnancy and emergency C-Section. [People]
  • A bouncer working the door didn’t recognize Jamie Foxx, who “stared at him in shock.” [Page Six]
  • “I’m confident in who I am. I’ve always known that I’m not Kim and I’m not Kourtney. I’ve always been okay with that. I probably thought I was prettier before I entered the spotlight, because being compared to somebody else every day does sort of beat up your spirit and soul.” –Khloe Kardashian [NYDN]
  • Hilary Duff is “honestly obsessed” with being a mom, thus bringing the number of people “honestly obsessed” with anything in Hilary Duff’s life up to 1. [Us Weekly]
  • Kristen Stewart and her scowlie scowls are Glamour UK’s best dressed woman of the year. [Us Weekly]
  • Katy Perry lost her shit after seeing “Kinky Boots.”
  • “She was crying so hard she thought she lost an eyelash,” a backstage spy told Page Six. Cyndi Lauper spotted the sobbing singer and offered her a tissue, saying, “Honey, I keep these on me at all times. I’ve been crying nonstop all week.” [Page Six]
  • Just so we’re all on the same page here, Miley Cyrus told Elle UK that she doesn’t respect women who take off their clothes for magazines and now she’s showing Stage 5 underboob on the cover of V Magazine. K, glad we had this talk. [Us Weekly]
  • During a concert, Beyoncé held the mic up to Princess Eugenie’s face. She was too embarassed to sing. Aww. [NYDN]
  • Kevin Clash was nominated for a Daytime Emmy amidst his flurry of sex scandal lawsuits. [NYDN]
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