Armpit Sock Puppets Will Grope You and Discuss Racism While Hawking Deodorant
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Jenni Pulos and her pair of sock puppets would like to pounce on you in an urban jungle and mercilessly hawk some new Secret Outlast deodorant while also groping your breasts. Is that cool? Doesn’t matter! Jenni Pulos and her puppets will do it anyway because they need to tell you the good news — disliking white marks probably doesn’t make you racist, and nobody should wear helmets over the age of eight because a) there is no universe in which helmets look cool and/or not fascist, and b) you’re not going to live forever, so why not feel the breeze tickling your scalp as you ride your bicycle headlong into disaster?
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