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• politics > justice Alex Pretti’s Mother Urges Americans to Remember Her Son’s Memory—Even if the Government Won’t By Danielle Han July 27, 2026 | 1:22pm
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• splinter A Pilot Accidentally Brought a Six-Pack of Beer Into a Dry Village. Alaska Wants to Take His $95,000 Plane in Punishment By Jim Vorel July 27, 2026 | 10:54am
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• splinter Ponder Cuba's Fate With the Silky, Balanced Presidente Cocktail By Jim Vorel July 26, 2026 | 9:00am
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• splinter Splinter: Andy Beshear Cannot and Should Not Replace Allegedly Alive Mitch McConnell By Jacob Weindling July 24, 2026 | 4:33pm
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• food Michelin Chef Facing Jail in South Korea for the Crime of ... Serving Ants on Sorbet By Jim Vorel July 24, 2026 | 12:12pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag KJ Apa Gets Real About Addiction By Claire Guinan July 24, 2026 | 11:50am
• tech New Lawsuit Accuses Uber of Deliberately Downplaying Allegations By Danielle Han July 24, 2026 | 9:34am
• science, splinter We Really Don’t Give Thanks Often Enough That Orcas Don’t See Us as Food By Jim Vorel July 24, 2026 | 8:05am
• celebrities > misc-goss Nicole Kidman Might Have Found Herself a "Mystery Man" By Claire Guinan July 23, 2026 | 5:23pm
• politics, splinter Two-Thirds of Americans Give Trump's Washington Renovations a Thumbs Down By Josh Jackson July 23, 2026 | 4:27pm