Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Marry, Forming Unholy Music Alliance

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After a star-crossed engagement with Brody Jenner back in the infancy of this current decade, Avril Lavigne has finally married…Chad Kroeger, the dude from Nickelback. That’s right, North America — our pop stars are growing up and marrying members of the jock rock bands that have singlehandedly kept the Now That’s What I Call Music! empire from crumbling into the sea.

Lavigne and Kroeger performed their nuptials in the South of France, hopefully to a musical mash-up of their biggest respective hits. The wedding was billed as “crazy and colorful,” and mostly planned by Lavigne, though she assures the nail-biting public that Kroeger totally helped a little bit. [E!]

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