Oh, Xiau Liwu, you little rascal! Why do you do this to me?! Just sitting there being all cute and not hugging me! It’s a g-d national tragedy.
Well, now visitors to the San Diego Zoo can meet the little man. Well, not meet, but see. From afar. Unless, say, you were to drug all the zoo keepers and then, say, sneak in for cuddles. NOT THAT I’M RECOMMENDING THAT. (I am.)
