“Where’s my hoverboard,” am I right, guys? One thing that Back to the Future II definitely got wrong about 2015 is how many miniature turds of internet content we would poop out about it, resulting in an expanded space-time #ContentUniverse in which the comparison of the actual 2015 present with a fictional 2015 reality intended to please 12-year-olds is forced—though the comparison is obviously meaningless—to be fruitful and multiply.
Look at all of this. Look how fruitful, look how multiply, and it’s only January 2! Imagine how annoying everyone will be on October 21, 2015, which is the actual “Back to the Future Day.” There’s really nothing to talk about: we don’t have hover boards because life doesn’t work out like the worst movie in a solid trilogy whose purpose was pure childlike entertainment; we don’t have self-lacing shoes because designers tried for about one second and then were like “I’m sleep.” To the god of unoriginality, we bow our heads and pray.
And another one from BuzzFeed:
And, why not, one more:
“But wait,” she said, crying gently. “There’s more.”