Brandi's Beauty Box Review
In Depth

This is a dream column for us: a biweekly review of subscription beauty boxes. Which ones are worth it? Which ones are full of junk? Reader Brandi Kirchgessner will guide us through this world of mystery treats. Here’s what she’s received recently.
Glossybox, $21 per month

Glossybox is my favorite subscription by far. It is more expensive than some of the other boxes, but the products are generally higher end and are either full size or deluxe sample size. It has more skincare than makeup, but it always has at least one makeup item per month.
Here’s what my February Glossybox contained:
- Rituals Foaming Shower Gel Sensation in Yogi Flow (full size, worth $15, all subscribers received this)
- Unwash Bio-Cleansing Condition (deluxe sample size, worth $6.67, full size costs $36, all subscribers received this)
- Scalisi Skincare Cleanser and Exfoliator (full size, worth $25, not all subscribers received this)
- Julep Color Treat nail polish in Hartleigh (full size, worth $14, not all subscribers received this)
- Royal Apothic Tinties Lip Butter in Pink (full size, worth $14, not all subscribers received this)
Four out of the five items are full size, which is really nice. The entire box was worth $74.67. I will use all but one of these products.
I wanted to love the Unwash, but it is just not appropriate for my hair. My hair looked very flat after using it. My wife, on the other hand, loved the Unwash. I have very thick, straight hair, and she has thin, curly hair. I think shampoo/conditioner combos are meant more for her hair type than mine. I loved the smell of of it, though, and was sad to give it up, but my wife is very happy to have it. She loves to steal my beauty box products. Although I sometimes complain about that, it usually works out pretty well for us. With all the boxes I subscribe to, I end up with more beauty products than I know what to do with. It helps to have a wife who is happy to help me out. We also have different makeup styles, so she will be able to try out the products that I would never use so I can tell you how they work.
The Julep is similar to a nail polish I got in Boxycharm this month. They are both cute, but I prefer the look of the polish I got in the Boxycharm. To really make this nail polish work, you will need a strong top coat to keep the hearts from flaking off. This is the same nail polish Julep subscribers got in February.
The Scalisi exfoliator and cleanser made my skin feel so soft! I can’t recommend it enough. The Royal Apothic lip butter feels nice on my lips and offers a hint of color. I don’t think I’ll ever purchase it, but I’ll enjoy it while I have it.
Glossybox really hit it out of the park this month for me. There were lots of complaints from other subscribers, though. Normally, Glossy sends everyone the same five items (perhaps varying the color or scent of an item) or sends people four of the same items and then has two different options for the fifth item. This month, though, Glossybox sent only the Unwash and the Rituals to everyone and varied the other three. While it seems like most people got the Julep and Royal Apothic and most got either the Scalisi or a Jelly Pong Pong mascara, the ones who didn’t got some pretty bad substitutions. Some subscribers got a Teadora bar soap (worth $5) instead of the Scalisi or Jelly Pong Pong (worth $22 and $25). The huge price discrepancy didn’t seem very fair and it really upset many subscribers.
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