Breaking: Deez Nuts Inspires Butt Stuff, Dis Pussy
PoliticsDeez Nuts, the pair of testicles running for president and doing pretty well, has started a movement. Since his relatively impressive performance in a few polls, 249 other fun-loving Americans have filed official campaigns with the Federal Election Commission.
The candidates include Butt Stuff, Joe Biden from Trap Queen Avenue, Doge Wow, Dis Pussy, and Captain Crunch. Ha ha ha, we are all having a good time.
“The agency has no authority over and makes no judgement on an individual’s qualifications or eligibility to run for office or obtain ballot access,” said FEC spokesperson Judith Ingram to the Center for Public Integrity.