Fed up with the constant barrage of email promising to increase the size of his genitals, San Francisco resident Daniel Balsam did what any fucking brilliant person would do: he quit his job and sued the spamming bastards.
It’s estimated that over 90% of email is spam, and Balsam, along with his website (www.danhatesspam.com) fight the companies that flout anti-spam laws. Since starting his awesome endeavor, he’s racked up over $1 million in settlements from those who would purport to EXTEND MY SEXUAL ENERGY or GROW MY BREASTS SAFELY, NATURALLY.