Canine Connoisseur Queen Elizabeth Says No More Corgis


If there’s one thing Queen Elizabeth loves, it’s a corgi. And if there’s one thing Queen Elizabeth doesn’t love, it’s the trip-and-fall hazard that happens when you’re surrounded by a pack of corgis. Which is why, for the sake of keeping Britain safe and sound, she’s said no mas.

Via Mashable:

“Her main fear is that if she fell and broke her arm or even a leg she would not be able to perform her duties for many weeks if not months, and that would upset her greatly,” a senior courtier tells the Daily Express.

That’s a corgi for you: always finding a way fuck with royal duties while being all, ‘Who, me? I’m just a cute corgi doing corgi things.’

Meanwhile, royal corgis Willow and Holly will get to stick around Buckingham Palace like a couple of high-flossin’ bitches, happy to maintain their spots at the cool girls’ lunch table.

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