Channing Tatum's Penis Is Named 'Gilbert'

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Channing Tatum answered a good old-fashioned Reddit AMA and his answers were highly entertaining, as you might expect. “Chan here,” he begins and proceeds to keep it real while answering some of the weirdest questions. Example: a fan asked who his favorite Care Bear was and said he liked the Care Bear Cousins the best. (So do I, Chan.) He was also asked if he had a nickname for his penis and he said it was called “Gilbert,” though he didn’t clarify whether or not it was named after Gilbert Gottfried or Little House on the Prairie’s Melissa Gilbert.

Other highlights: the movie Breakin’ was Tatum’s inspiration for getting into dancing, his favorite type of pizza is a simple pepperoni and cheese and he also addressed his infamous “HAHAHA” email from the Sony leaks, which still makes me do a hard, breathy grandpa laugh every time I see it. The fan asked, “How long did that “hahahahahahaa” email take to type?”

Chan’s answer:

I’m sure exactly how long. I hit the h and a for a long time before I realized I could copy and paste. I’m not the most tech savvy person around but it did become a lot easier and faster.

Stay gold, ponyboy.

[Just Jared]

Dame Helen Mirren responded to the recent fuckery of Maggie Gyllenhaal being told she was too old to play the romantic interest of a 55-year-old man in an unnamed movie. “It’s fucking outrageous,” said Mirren. “It’s ridiculous. And ’twas ever thus. We all watched James Bond as he got more and more geriatric, and his girlfriends got younger and younger. It’s so annoying,” said the 70-year-old goddess of our lives.

[The Wrap]

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have broken off their engagement and Theron is the one who apparently did the dumping. Both actors have said positive things about each other in recent interviews, with Theron calling Penn the love of her life and Penn proclaiming himself ready be married again. The reason for the split is unknown. Theron and Penn had been dating since December 2013.

[Us Weekly]

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