After hearing Lloyd’s song, “Dedication to my Ex,” with its charming refrain, “that pussy done changed,” appropriately named commenter My cat hates Tom Cruise leapt to the singer’s defense:
Lloyd’s rep responded:
“We apologize if any women got offended. Lloyd was referring to his incredibly complex relationship with his cat ‘Fluffernutter’. He has a deep, abiding love for animals, as evidenced by the titles of the other tracks on his CD, including:
1. I’m Hung Like an Elephant, Bitch
2. I’ll Do It to You Doggy-Style
3. The Donkey Show
4. That Squirrel Ain’t Got Nutz Like Mine.
5. You Look Like a Heifer, and That Ain’t No Bullshit
As you can see, Lloyd is an extraordinary artist with a soft spot for animals.”
And, because it’s Friday, we offer a Very Special Special Mention to Seize, for bringing some much-needed levity to the CPC post with this:
Apparently one of her intake questions was, “What is your relationship to Jesus Christ?”
I’d have been like, “Listen, it’s not serious. It’s just a thing. He is not ready to be a Father. I think it’s better if He doesn’t find about this, okay?”
Congrats all around!
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