Comment of the Day: We All Want Michelle to Be Our Mom

I’m almost thirty but I wish they would adopt me. They would be like, “And here is our white adult fuck-up son, Penabler.” And I would grunt at hearing my name and look up at the dignitaries, spaghetti sauce all over my face and an olive on every finger.

I think he basically just captured the American Dream — am I right??

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