Does Khloé Secretly Think Kylie, Kendall, and Kim's Apps Are Complete Trash?


Four of the Kardashian-Jenner sisters have apps now. They’re very successful apps, too! Kylie’s app is the most successful, followed by Khloé’s app, which is slightly less successful, and then Kim’s app, which is less successful still. Kendall’s app is the least successful of those four apps, but it’s still the fourth most popular app on the iTunes store – which is pretty good!

I have no idea what any of the apps do, but that’s not important right now.

What’s important is that Khloé posted the above Instagram Tuesday and, almost immediately, people began noticing the fact that Kylie, Kim, and Kendall’s apps had a “GET” button beside them. “GET” means the app is not currently downloaded on an iOS device. “OPEN” means it is. That means the only Kardashian-Jenner app Khloé has on her phone is…her own.

It could also mean that Khloé not-so-secretly thinks her sisters apps are complete trash and refuses to get their digital stink anywhere near her gold iPhone.

When confronted with that accusation, she did what anyone would do in her position: she dismissively tweeted a very suspicious—though entirely plausible—excuse.

Why didn’t you have your own app on your phone beta style Khloé? Seems like, of all those apps, you’d be beta testing yours the most. Right? Oh god, who cares. I’m just going to go play Two Dots some more.

UPDATE: The post was corrected to reflect the fact that not all the Kardashian-Jenner sisters have apps. Just Khloé, Kim, Kylie, and Kendall have apps. Kourtney does not yet have an app. But we all know her app would be the best app.

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