Emma Stone Discusses 'Writhing Around All Over Ryan Gosling's Bed'

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Fuckin’ Emma Stone. So good at her job and so nice and cute. So funny! So getting to make out with Ryan Gosling that one time. What a dick. JK, I love her. (Dick.)

“I can still remember the first time I auditioned with Ryan for Crazy, Stupid, Love,” Stone said. “My friends took me to the airport that night and when they asked me what I’d been doing all day, and I said that I’d been writhing around all over Ryan Gosling’s bed, they were like, ‘Right! Get on that plane!’ I guess that is pretty weird to hear.”

I bet you think that’s pretty funny, don’t you, Stone? You would. I think somebody needs to check her Gosling-tongued privilege. [E!]

You know how Kate Middleton‘s parents run a party supply company? Yes. Well, apparently Mother Middleton has begun selling a line of royal-baby-themed items to commemorate the time a prince put his sperms up her fancy daughter. The Brits are not pleased:

“It is tacky, tasteless and vulgar – and from what I know of William and Kate, I would expect them to be highly embarrassed,” Michael Thornton wrote about the miniature castles, plates for ‘A New Little Princess’ and ‘A New Little Prince,’ and other royal baby-themed products.
“It would appear the arrival of their first grandchild has been seen by Kate’s parents as a marvellous business opportunity.
“Let me be frank: this money-making ploy on the part of the already wealthy Middletons brings a shudder of distaste and unease to all those who admire their royal daughter.”

Oh, shut up you old bag. How many princesses have YOU given birth to? Let the royal grandma do what she wants. [Radar]

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