EPA Employees Use Taxpayer Dollars To Construct Super Cool 'Man Cave'
LatestEnvironmental Protection Agency warehouse workers — who are employed by a private contractor, Apex — have recently come under fire for using taxpayer money in order to secretly construct a huge “man cave” in the agency’s Washington, D.C. headquarters. According to the New York Daily News, the “man cave” contained the following:
Exercise equipment that could rival a gym’s, big-screen televisions, couches, microwaves, refrigerators, pin-up photos, magazines and books… The makeshift fitness studio was perhaps the most extravagant part of the 70,000-square-foot facility, with floor tiles from storage to carpet the area and notebooks from storage to log their workouts.
Oh, I’m sorry, but isn’t the EPA’s job to protect environments? Okay, liberal media, it’s obvious that the organization is rightfully allocating its budget. In fact, the EPA is protecting the habitat of that tragically endangered creature native to the North American continent: the heterosexual dude-bro (referred to in academic circles by its scientific name, Nohomo sapiens).