Evan Peters' Boneability on American Horror Story, Ranked
EntertainmentAmerican Horror Story’s Evan Peters has—what some might call—a smoking hot quality and new stills from the upcoming season of the series, American Horror Story: Hotel, suggest that his awooooga-ness remains intact. Peters, now gussied up like a 1930s casanova (more specifically, an evil casanova), is still a total babe.
But which of Peters’ American Horror Story characters is the babeliest? We turned to “science” (i.e. the science of subjective opinion) to painstakingly uncover which Evan Peters is the most boneable.
5. Fratkenstein (American Horror Story: Coven)
Fratkenstein, a.k.a Kyle from American Horror Story: Coven, was just alright. He seemed nice enough before he was a reanimated corpse, but he was also a frat boy, which is unappealing and lame. After he’s killed and put back together again, things get even more questionable. Resurrected Kyle is simple and thuggish like a neanderthal. Having sex with him seems, well, not morally wrong, but certainly like it’s toeing a line.
4. Lobster Claw (American Horror Story: Freak Show)
I have nothing against Lobster Claw Jimmy. I do have something against Freak Show, though—mostly because it was too boring to watch all the way through.