Every Insult We Can Think Of For This Prizewinning Dog

The results are in, and the winner of the 2021 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is Wasabi, a three-year-old Pekingese from Pennsylvania who looks more like cream puff than canine. The Jezebel staff appears split in its opinion of this dog, with people like senior writer Megan Reynolds announcing on Slack that she “absolutely loves” and “stans” this “mop-ass” dog. The reaction of senior reporter Esther Wang, dog owner, however, was less encouraging: “I’m sorry, no.”