Everyone Has Received the Call to Star on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Except Tori Spelling
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Tori Spelling has had a perplexing few years! She’s battled a swarm of creditors, watched her childhood mansion get sold without her involvement, settled a Hibachi grill burn lawsuit with Benihana, and hawked Sodastream on Instagram. Discontent with her sprawling empire, the actor now claims she’s owed her own plot of land amongst Bravo’s Real Housewives. While promoting Beverly Hills 90210 on The Jenny McCarthy Show, she admitted that it “actually makes me really sad” that she’s never been approached by Emperor Andy Cohen and his many, many lackeys. (You can watch the incredibly short snippet below.)
Jennie Garth, meanwhile, turned down an offer from producers almost immediately! That should “make me really sad,” but it also delights me? The tragedy that defines this story is immense. Foremost, if a secret is shared on satellite radio and it only becomes news after some gossip blogs discover it—did it ever really happen? Garth has no interest in the trappings of reality television, and her career reflects that! (Her most high-profile project of the last decade was launching a subscription service called MomGiftBox.com.) The opposite is true for Tori Spelling! While we mourn for her, let’s revisit the most baffling moment in her storied reality television career.