Sorcia MacNasty writes: “These are my mom’s adorably alert dachshunds, Captain Butler and General Jackson. YES, THOSE ARE THEIR REAL NAMES. They are probably eyeing down a dastardly squirrel in the yard. Or noticing a zombie horde outside the window. Something. My mom took this pic after we realized that it’s a truth universally acknowledged — Dogs love reading books about dogs.” Image via email.