Hello, Again, You Sweet, Sweet Angel Faces


It’s me, A.J. Daulerio, editor of Deadspin. I’ve interrupted my vacation for one day to come entertain you sassy steak eaters again.

Now, last time, there was a minor uproar around these parts over my editorial direction (which, if you’re at all familiar with my work at Deadspin, tends to happen, oh, once per week). But you were quite vocal: “He doesn’t even read the site!” “Anna wouldn’t let this happen!” “We’re called lesbian shit-asses, you Italian-faced cockhole.” Etc.

Anyway, it’s a holiday in America. Do you know what you’re supposed to do on holidays? Eat some cake and have some fun. So have a slice of the bloody cake, put on your party dress and get out of the apartment.

Remember, if you need to contact me, feel free to use [email protected]

Or if you’d like to text message me, my number is 917-854-3630.

Please don’t call, though. That becomes awkward very fast. Plus, my throat is sore.

On with our prolonged slow grind.

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