Here is Missy Elliott  Stealing Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime Show


You may have heard there was an excuse to show terrible cheesy ads a sporting event airing tonight in America which served as the setup for a Katy Perry mini-concert. Unfortunately for Taylor Swift’s sworn enemy, the big night was totally stolen from her by one Missy Elliott.

And what a glorious example of scene stealing it was. First of all, Perry came out on stage on a robotic version of Simba. Which was actually Illuminati symbolism, in case you didn’t know. Then she donned a Hot Dog on a Stick uniform and danced around with the cast of the Veggie Tales Live and some extras from Sharknado 2. And then she became a supernova. Or something. Her costume designer is literally a sentient glue gun running amok in the aisles of a Hobby Lobby. Also, Lenny Kravitz was stoned there.

But the best part was Elliott, who This was like inviting Meryl Streep to play bit part in the Okeechobee Community Theater production of Death of a Salesman. Elliott wasn’t just good, she was HOLY SHIT THAT’S FUCKING FANTASTIC good.

OK, back to the terrible McDonald’s and Coca-Cola commercials.

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