I Think This Wacky GOOP Cardio Video Broke My Brain
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Thinking of adopting a new exercise routine for spring? Well, right on time, GOOP has released a five-minute workout video starring Tracy Anderson, as a teaser for her upcoming dance cardio DVD, Unleash Your Inner Pop Star. And it looks so easy!!! Hahaha, PSYCH.
OMG, aren’t you so eager to exercise with Pitbull yelling “These big-iddy boys are dig-gidy dogs” at you? I literally cannot think of anything worse. Actually, I take that back. The dance party in the “Timber” video looks infinitely more fun than trying to figure out how the fuck to replicate this workout. Pitbull, take me away!
“Sure,” you might be thinking. “Dancing is fun! I can dance.” And yeah, the video is totally simple. If, that is, you spent your tender years alternating between hip-hop and Irish dance classes. Or clogging? It looks a little like clogging. Actually, it mostly resembles the dance from the “Timber” video: