

Here’s a list of words that do not describe how I feel right now: focused, nice, creative. How could I? It legitimately feels impossible to wake up and not feel like your limbs are being slowly ripped off while a blender goes to work on the fetid remains of what used to be your brain. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. That’s the sound the blender makes while my head gets scrambled. Of course, my experiences are not universal. Here’s a list of words to describe how Jennifer Aniston supposedly feels right now: focused, nice, creative. She’s doing fine!!
Tipsters tell Us Weekly that Aniston has been “writing a ton and focusing on writing film scripts,” adding that “this time has been nice for her and she’s been very creative.” Hopefully, this means we’re getting a sequel to Rumor Has It or Mother’s Day 2: Even More Mother’s Day. Anyway, the sources don’t extrapolate on any useful details, like if those projects have been optioned, or if she will continue funneling her creative talents through the Apple TV+ and it’s clearly failed offerings. Which reminds me: Did you hear that The Morning Show’s show runner Kerry Ehrin claimed season two will include storylines on Black Lives Matter and covid-19? I wish they wouldn’t!