Jennifer Aniston Says She Tried Jimmy Kimmel's Wife's Breastmilk


Jennifer Aniston appeared on Jimmy Kimmel’s show Wednesday to talk about how ridiculously great her life is and to swoon about Kimmel’s new baby. Then things got…interesting.

Aniston is friends with Kimmel’s wife Molly McNearney (and not in that fake talk show schtick only kind of way—they actually hang out and go to fancy places together). So it makes perfect sense that she would offer to be in the delivery room with her when she was giving birth and spend time getting to know her friend’s cute new baby. And sure, they are BFFs who go shoe-shopping and dine at Mr. Chow together, so of course Aniston sampled a little of her pal’s breast milk. Why the hell not!

“It’s the one milk you don’t have to feel guilty about drinking,” Aniston said. Yes, I’m overwhelmed with a crippling sense of shame and guilt when I chug a glass of Borden.

I eagerly await for how the tabloids will spin this harmless little anecdote: “BABY-CRAZED ANISTON GOES FULL ‘HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE’ ON TERRIFIED KIMMEL FAMILY.” I guarantee you this will happen. You will see a variation on this somewhere. OK magazine, I am looking at you.

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