Jersey Shore Trailer: Sex, Violence, Vaginal Discomfort
LatestThe trailer for season two of Jersey Shore—premiering July 29—will get fans (and fists) pumped. There’s new cast hookups, new acronyms, infighting, hair-pulling, ass-slapping, and boob-smooshing. Also, Snooki’s vagina hurts. Much more after the jump.
So, if you didn’t know, the gang is in Miami, since filming commenced in the middle of winter. Angelina (who only appeared in the first three episodes of season one) has returned, much to the dismay of Sitch.
But Pauly D welcomes her back with open palms.
This inevitably leads to drama, due to some messy inter-cast hookups stemming from season one, off-camera downtime, and into season two. Here’s a quick history/breakdown, not necessarily in sequential order: The Situation had a thing with Sammi, who later dated Ronnie, who Sammi suspects JWoww has a crush on. JWoww has hooked up with Pauly D, who apparently hooked up with Angelina, who had sex with Vinny, who ends up having sex with Snooki, who implied that his ween is like this: