Jessica Simpson Finally Revealed She's Pregnant Because The 'Stomach Spoke For Itself'

By Margaret Hartmann  |  November 9, 2011 | 1:00am
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It was rumored that Jessica Simpson wasn’t discussing her growing belly because in addition to the contents of her uterus being none of our business, she was looking to make some millions with a magazine cover reveal. Instead, she (adorably) announced the news on Twitter, but now she’s making up for it with two interviews in which she shares the details on how she found out, and why she doesn’t want to be a “hormonal Bridezilla.” Jess tells Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood that she took a pregnancy test because she was,”Feeling a little off.” She continues, “[I first told] Eric, of course. He was in the house. He didn’t know that I was taking a pregnancy test, so I kind of shocked him. I came in shaking like, ‘Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! This is happening!’ We both cried. We were in shock and kind of just sat there and stared at each other.” They’re postponing their wedding plans because Jessica doesn’t want to be “super stressed out and end up being a bridezilla.” She adds that she ignored tabloid editors’ demands for a pregnancy confirmation for many weeks because she was enjoying keeping the news a secret among her friends and family. However, eventually the “stomach spoke for itself.” [ET, AH]

Rap legend Heavy D died today after experiencing breathing problems. Law enforcement says no foul play was involved and the cause of death is “medical.” [TMZ]

The Duggars defended their decision to have a 20th child even though Michelle Duggar’s last child was born premature. “That whole mind set that you stop after a problem pregnancy isn’t realistic,” says Michelle. “You may encounter struggles along the way. You may not have a perfect pregnancy, but each child is a precious gift.” [People]

There’s a rumor going around that Jennifer Aniston‘s “breasts look pregnant.” Her lonely uterus is going to be so jealous! [The Superficial]

  • Michael Lohan has been charged for his two most recent incidents involving Kate Major. He’s facing four years in jail, but as his daughter taught us, if convicted he’ll probably be in the joint for two hours. [TMZ]
  • When Wendy Williams asked Amber Rose if Kanye West hooked up with Kim Kardashian, she said, “I mean, Come on, like, you know … Come on! We’ll keep it cute,” which Us seems to think means yes. [Us]
  • Kurt Loder, who used to be (is?) the face of MTV News finally shared his thoughts on Michael Jackson‘s untimely end on a radio show today. He said, “Its a shame how he grew up … his childhood was a shame … there is many sad aspects to his life, … on the other hand, I think he was a child molester, and that sort of tempers any feelings you might have about him.” Loder claims he knows MJ was a child molester because he was aware of secret payments he made to the children’s families. [TMZ]
  • Dr. Conrad Murray has been put on suicide watch since being found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson. However, corrections officers say it’s just a precaution and he hasn’t threatened to take his life. [Radar]
  • James Earl Jones and Oprah Winfrey will both receive honorary Oscars this weekend, and even they don’t get it. Jones says, “I’m still a novice in film work … I haven’t found that character that I can say, ‘Yeah, that represents me and the best I can do.'” Oprah is predictably less humble. She says, “I understand people thinking, ‘Where’s her list of credentials for films,’ but I don’t think there’s room for criticism in the do-good department.” [N.Y. Mag]
  • Robert Pattinson says guys who try to express an opinion on what their wedding should be like are “kind of ridiculous.” His only hope for his own nuptials is that he won’t have to wear a “silly outfit.” He said, “Even playing the part, you kind of realize it’s such a clear indication of whose day it is when you’re standing at one end of the aisle and the entire congregation is looking at the other end … And you’re wearing the same suit as every other guy and just kind of waiting there. And she is in a princess dress walking down!” [Us]
  • Tina Fey on her maternity leave: “You watch different stuff because you’re up nursing in the middle of the night, and you watch Extreme Couponing and Cake Boss … You know your maternity leave is about to end when you’re like, ‘Oh, I’ve seen this Cake Boss.'” [Us]

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