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Imagine a Seven-Step Procedure for Opening and Serving a Diet Coke to Donald TrumpBy Shannon MeleroFebruary 19, 2021 | 7:01pm -
GOOP Wants You to Masturbate With an Ice Cream ConeBy Megan ReynoldsFebruary 19, 2021 | 6:45pm -
Have You Considered Watching Professional Wrestling Lately?By Shannon MeleroFebruary 19, 2021 | 6:25pm -
The Work of MeToo May Never Be DoneBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdFebruary 19, 2021 | 5:55pm -
Heidi Cruz Clearly Didn't Understand That the Group Chat Knows No LoyaltyBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 19, 2021 | 5:16pm -
Don't Cancel Ted Cruz for Cancún, Whine Conservatives Probably Desperate for an Invite Next TimeBy Esther WangFebruary 19, 2021 | 4:27pm -
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Officially Off the Clock, ForeverBy Megan ReynoldsFebruary 19, 2021 | 3:25pm -
Marilyn Manson Faces Criminal Investigation for Sexual and Physical Abuse AllegationsBy Maria ShermanFebruary 19, 2021 | 3:02pm -
Male Senators Shot Down a Virginia Bill That Would Have Banned Unsolicited Dick PicsBy Justice NamasteFebruary 19, 2021 | 1:43pm -
Thank God, Ivanka Trump Isn't Planning to Run For the SenateBy Justice NamasteFebruary 19, 2021 | 2:34am -
Ted Cruz's Neighbors Must Really Hate HimBy Justice NamasteFebruary 19, 2021 | 1:25am -
Florida Commissioner Planned Covid-19 Vaccine Drive For Only the County's Wealthiest ResidentsBy Justice NamasteFebruary 19, 2021 | 12:03am -
A Cocaine Rumor Is Already Tearing Real Housewives of New Jersey ApartBy Joan SummersFebruary 19, 2021 | 12:00am -
Vice President Kamala Harris Calls Mass Exodus of Women From the Workplace a 'National Emergency,' Which It IsBy Shannon MeleroFebruary 18, 2021 | 10:25pm -
Who Forgot to Invite Chun-Li to the Mortal Kombat?By Shannon MeleroFebruary 18, 2021 | 9:20pm -
How Many Bong Rips Did It Take to Get to a Semi-Live Action Tom and Jerry Starring Chloë Grace Moretz?By Ashley ReeseFebruary 18, 2021 | 6:30pm -
As the Father of Daughters, Sen. Ted Cruz Simply Had to Go on Vacation [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseFebruary 18, 2021 | 6:25pm -
We're Allowed to Have More Than One Great Black Tennis Player at a TimeBy Shannon MeleroFebruary 18, 2021 | 6:00pm -
Bella Thorne's New Song Is Definitely Not About Her Ex Tana Mongeau, OK?By Joan SummersFebruary 18, 2021 | 5:45pm - The Crucial Legacy of the Black AuntBy Jennifer PerryFebruary 18, 2021 | 4:45pm
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How Kitchens Became Trophy Kitchens, With the Help of MTV Cribs By Emily ContoisFebruary 18, 2021 | 4:00pm -
Coronavirus-Free New Zealand Will Offer Free Tampons, Pads In SchoolsBy Maria ShermanFebruary 18, 2021 | 3:46pm -
Can Kim and Kanye Just Get Divorced Already?By Megan ReynoldsFebruary 18, 2021 | 3:15pm -
Is Ted Cruz Hanging Out In Cancun While His Constituents Are Freezing and Starving? [Updated]By Ashley ReeseFebruary 18, 2021 | 3:00pm -
These Fancy English Manor Moths Have No Idea Their Murders Are ImminentBy Emily AlfordFebruary 18, 2021 | 2:00pm -
It's Possible that the U.S. Soccer Federation Promoted a Man So No One Would Notice How Much Less They Paid a Woman With the Same JobBy Emily AlfordFebruary 18, 2021 | 2:00am -
South Carolina Lawmakers Simply Chuffed About Making Their State Theoretically Worse for WomenBy Emily AlfordFebruary 18, 2021 | 1:00am -
None of Demi Lovato's Friends Can Believe This Demi Lovato Documentary Actually ExistsBy Joan SummersFebruary 18, 2021 | 12:00am -
I'm Very Excited For Congress To Maybe (Just Maybe!) Find Out Exactly How Much My Ancestors Were Screwed OverBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 17, 2021 | 11:00pm -
The Real Housewives of Miami Are Back and Quarantined All Alone On an IslandBy Joan SummersFebruary 17, 2021 | 9:40pm -
Oi It's Jezebel, MateBy Brandy JensenFebruary 17, 2021 | 9:20pm -
Who the Hell Is Advising Biden On This Student Loan Mess?By Ashley ReeseFebruary 17, 2021 | 7:30pm -
With Trump Gone, Women Are Now Free to Prove They, Too, Can Lead the U.S. War MachineBy Esther WangFebruary 17, 2021 | 7:03pm -
Good RiddanceBy Emily AlfordFebruary 17, 2021 | 6:16pm -
Pop After LockupBy Rich JuzwiakFebruary 17, 2021 | 6:15pm -
Here Is Something Very Briefly GratifyingBy Joan SummersFebruary 17, 2021 | 5:10pm -
Every Movie Is the Joker Now, Huh?By Maria ShermanFebruary 17, 2021 | 4:45pm -
Texans Are Dying Without Power and Heat While Their Governor Rants About the Green New DealBy Esther WangFebruary 17, 2021 | 4:20pm -
FKA Twigs Tells Gayle King About the 'Gradual' Progression of Shia LaBeouf's Alleged AbuseBy Shannon MeleroFebruary 17, 2021 | 4:12pm -
Don't Fear Patricia Lockwood's InternetBy Hazel CillsFebruary 17, 2021 | 4:00pm -
Japan's Ruling Party Wants More Women in Key Meetings (As Long as They Don't Speak)By Maria ShermanFebruary 17, 2021 | 3:20pm -
Excuse You, Salma Hayek Did NOT Marry Her Husband Just For His Money!By Megan ReynoldsFebruary 17, 2021 | 2:50pm -
Former Texas Official, Who Cannot Spell, Blames Winter Storm Destruction on Socialism and Laziness: 'Only the Strong Will Survive'By Justice NamasteFebruary 17, 2021 | 2:12pm -
Finally, A Lawmaker Is Suing Trump (and Giuliani) Over Their Role in Capitol InsurrectionBy Justice NamasteFebruary 17, 2021 | 2:22am -
Allen v. Farrow Trailer Offers a Deeper Look at the Woody Allen Abuse AllegationsBy Justice NamasteFebruary 17, 2021 | 12:47am -
David Boreanaz Supports Charisma Carpenter and Ray Fisher in Joss Whedon Buffy BacklashBy Joan SummersFebruary 17, 2021 | 12:00am -
Biden Administration Breaks Tradition By Planning to Actually Consider the Needs of WomenBy Justice NamasteFebruary 16, 2021 | 11:19pm -
Amy Cooper Is Having a Lovely Mardi GrasBy Emily AlfordFebruary 16, 2021 | 10:35pm -
Does Kim Kardashian Get High and Think About Her Hands?By Joan SummersFebruary 16, 2021 | 8:15pm - Life Twirls On: Real Housewives' Best One-Season WondersBy Jennifer PerryFebruary 16, 2021 | 7:35pm
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Claudia Conway Isn't Grifting, But That Doesn't Mean the Adults Around Her Aren'tBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 16, 2021 | 6:45pm -
A Classic Tale of Two Prep School Friends Who Founded the Uber of Hangover IV Drips Then Somehow Started Covid-19 Testing for CitiesBy Molly OsbergFebruary 16, 2021 | 6:14pm -
If Sherry Pie Is on a Redemption Tour, It’s a Pathetic Redemption TourBy Rich JuzwiakFebruary 16, 2021 | 5:20pm -
‘You White Women Speak of Rights. I Speak of Wrongs’: Frances Ellen Watkins Harper’s 1866 Message to SuffragistsBy Frances Ellen Watkins HarperFebruary 16, 2021 | 5:00pm -
The Bachelor's Chris Harrison Should Retire ForeverBy Maria ShermanFebruary 16, 2021 | 4:37pm -
We're Never Going to Get Rid of ThemBy Esther WangFebruary 16, 2021 | 4:00pm -
Free Idea: Make Abigail Heringer the Next BacheloretteBy Maria ShermanFebruary 16, 2021 | 3:35pm -
Olivia Wilde Is Moving in With Harry Styles and Posting About Their (Professional) LoveBy Megan ReynoldsFebruary 16, 2021 | 3:15pm -
Do the Patriarchy to MeBy Tracy Clark-FloryFebruary 16, 2021 | 2:55pm -
A $15 Minimum Wage Is Finally Within SightBy Marie SolisFebruary 16, 2021 | 1:45pm -
Anna Sorokin Says Prison Is a 'Huge Waste of Time' and She's RightBy Marie SolisFebruary 15, 2021 | 7:18pm -
LAPD Officers Allegedly Circulated George Floyd 'Valentine' That Read 'You Take My Breath Away'By Marie SolisFebruary 15, 2021 | 6:07pm -
Perez Hilton Would Also Like to Apologize to Britney SpearsBy Marie SolisFebruary 15, 2021 | 4:21pm -
States Are Getting Better at Distributing the Covid VaccineBy Marie SolisFebruary 15, 2021 | 5:02am -
Please NoBy Marie SolisFebruary 15, 2021 | 3:43am -
You Can See It EverywhereBy Marie SolisFebruary 15, 2021 | 1:36am -
Julia Fox Had a Secret Quarantine BabyBy Marie SolisFebruary 15, 2021 | 12:12am -
A Depressing but Romantic Moodboard for the Single Girl on Valentine's DayBy Harron WalkerFebruary 14, 2021 | 9:26pm -
New Royal Just DroppedBy Harron WalkerFebruary 14, 2021 | 8:40pm -
Saturday Night Live Presents The Vagi—I Mean, Elbow MonologuesBy Harron WalkerFebruary 14, 2021 | 7:42pm -
Fuck Joss Whedon Season Extended IndefinitelyBy Harron WalkerFebruary 14, 2021 | 6:08pm -
Saturday Night Social: Inject This Cinderella Revival Medley Straight Into My VeinsBy Harron WalkerFebruary 13, 2021 | 11:15pm -
Hope You Didn't Get Your Hopes UpBy Harron WalkerFebruary 13, 2021 | 9:23pm -
Raz-B Is Still Seeking Accountability for B2K Manager Chris Stokes' Alleged Sexual AbuseBy Harron WalkerFebruary 13, 2021 | 6:10pm -
How Is Trump's Legal Team So Bad At This?By Ashley ReeseFebruary 12, 2021 | 11:20pm -
Your Best Valentine's Day StoryBy Maria ShermanFebruary 12, 2021 | 11:00pm - Taylor Swift's Re-Recorded 'Love Story' Is a Gift, and Better Than the OriginalBy Maria ShermanFebruary 12, 2021 | 10:00pm
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Hey, What Is Going On With Ted Cruz's HairBy Megan ReynoldsFebruary 12, 2021 | 9:00pm -
White House Deputy Press Secretary Will Be Suspended for a Whole Week After Threatening a ReporterBy Shannon MeleroFebruary 12, 2021 | 8:00pm -
Like Most Women in Their Late 30s, Britney Spears Has Received a Halfhearted Apology From Her Terrible High School BoyfriendBy Emily AlfordFebruary 12, 2021 | 6:30pm -
I Really Don't Know What to Make of the TikTok Bro Who Calls Himself the 'CEO of Tampons'By Ashley ReeseFebruary 12, 2021 | 6:15pm -
Katherine Heigl Goes by 'Katie,' and Other Fun Facts from Drew Barrymore's Galentine's WeekBy Rich JuzwiakFebruary 12, 2021 | 5:33pm -
Michelle Trachtenberg Says Joss Whedon Was Not Allowed in a Room Alone With Her When She Was a TeenBy Joan SummersFebruary 12, 2021 | 4:50pm -
In Latest Attack On Trans Athletes, Georgia Republicans Now Want to Scrutinize Young Girls' GenitalsBy Esther WangFebruary 12, 2021 | 4:25pm -
Meghan Markle and the Royal History of the Scandalous LetterBy Kelly FairclothFebruary 12, 2021 | 4:00pm -
Investigation Finds Dead Evangelist Rotting in Hell for Eternity After Sexually Assaulting Multiple Women in His LifetimeBy Shannon MeleroFebruary 12, 2021 | 3:30pm -
Britney Spears's Dad Will Continue to Be Her Co-ConservatorBy Maria ShermanFebruary 12, 2021 | 2:50pm -
Brandy, the One True Cinderella, Also Misses Whitney Houston, Her Fairy GodmotherBy Justice NamasteFebruary 12, 2021 | 1:58pm -
Militia Group Leader Waited For Trump's Direction Prior to Planning Capitol Insurrection, DOJ SaysBy Justice NamasteFebruary 12, 2021 | 2:11am -
Somewhere in California, Meghan Markle Has A Satisfied SmileBy Justice NamasteFebruary 12, 2021 | 1:05am -
Kristen Wiig Hangs Up Her Bridesmaids Dress By Joan SummersFebruary 12, 2021 | 12:00am -
Rep. Jackie Spier, Jonestown Survivor Who Has Experience With Megalomaniacs, Calls Trump a 'Political Cult Leader'By Shannon MeleroFebruary 11, 2021 | 10:54pm -
Anna Sorokin Is Out of Prison and Should Consider Getting Back Into GriftingBy Emily AlfordFebruary 11, 2021 | 10:00pm -
Dear Fuck-Up: Can I Say I Told You So to a Friend Who Got Covid?By Brandy JensenFebruary 11, 2021 | 8:30pm -
The Capitol Insurrection Was Rooted in MisogynyBy Stassa EdwardsFebruary 11, 2021 | 7:40pm -
Robert F. Kennedy Jr Banned From Instagram For Spreading Covid-19 MisinformationBy Ashley ReeseFebruary 11, 2021 | 7:20pm -
Celebrity Apologies Get Britney Spears Exactly NothingBy Emily AlfordFebruary 11, 2021 | 6:50pm -
Hillsong Church Sure Sounds Like an Abuse-Laden, Power-Obsessed EnvironmentBy Maria ShermanFebruary 11, 2021 | 6:00pm -
Ciara and Russell Wilson's Marriage Sounds Utterly ExhaustingBy Shannon MeleroFebruary 11, 2021 | 4:45pm -
These People Are Obsessed With Kim CattrallBy Joan SummersFebruary 11, 2021 | 4:20pm -
Michelle Obama Has Gathered Every Living Celebrity to Appear on Her New Show Waffles + MochiBy Shannon MeleroFebruary 11, 2021 | 3:40pm -
The Mandalorian's Gina Carano Fired for Absurdly Comparing the Treatment of Republicans to Jews in Nazi GermanyBy Maria ShermanFebruary 11, 2021 | 3:20pm -
Stop Hiking the Ghost Mountain Already, DamnBy Emily AlfordFebruary 11, 2021 | 2:00pm -
Shia LaBeouf Says FKA Twigs's Abuse Claims Are False, Would Like Her to Pay for the Lawyers Currently Calling Her a LiarBy Emily AlfordFebruary 11, 2021 | 3:00am -
Breaking: Larry Flynt Was Alive But Is Now DeadBy Emily AlfordFebruary 11, 2021 | 2:00am -
Video of Insurrectionists Quoting Trump While Storming the Capitol Certainly Seems Like Grounds for a ConvictionBy Emily AlfordFebruary 11, 2021 | 1:00am -
Sarah Michelle Gellar Responds to Buffy Abuse Allegations: 'I Don't Want to Be Forever Associated With the Name Joss Whedon'By Joan SummersFebruary 11, 2021 | 12:00am -
Republicans Are More Concerned With Twitter Etiquette Than Their Colleagues' LivesBy Esther WangFebruary 10, 2021 | 10:51pm