Proving she’s either incredibly smart or pretty stupid, Glee‘s Lea Michele decided now would be a good time to discuss how fidelity-challenged Ashton Kutcher flashed her on the set of New Year’s Eve. “He really takes everything so seriously, but then he would also make me laugh so hard and play pranks on me,” she said. “One day, I opened up a door and he was supposed to be there fully clothed and he wasn’t. That was awesome.” It reads a little differently in light of his recent antics, don’t you think? [E!]
In other Ashton news, he decided to have “a little dialogue on the state of honesty” with his good friend the internet. “We are our own editors and publishers and printers,” he said. “People can bastardize the truth in any way, shape or form that they want. A lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth can leave someone’s lips.” [NYDN]
Meanwhile, Demi Moore has the gall to step out and see Sarah Silverman‘s stand-up show alone. [TMZ]
In what would have been a frankly bizarre choice prior to the airing of New Girl, Zooey Deschanel got her “Star-Spangled Banner” on at the 2011 World Series last night. What did you think of her attempt at “honoring America”? [E!]
It’s safe to say that we all pretty much forgot the juicy gossip nugget that was Kimberly Stewart and Benicio Del Toro‘s surprise baby girl, Delilah. What could delicately be called the one-night stand that keeps on giving, Benicio was a total dick when news of the pregnancy first broke but Kimbo says he’s now very hands-on with their two-month-old as she shows her off for the very first time. “Benicio’s very involved; he and Delilah have a very special bond,” she says. [Daily Mail]
Parker Posey turned down a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Jacksonville Film Festival, says she’s not circling the drain quite yet. We should hope not. [Page Six]
Halle Berry is responsible for a ferry crash that killed the skipper of a French fishing boat. Sort of. Transcripts from the investigation report say that the captain was busy discussing the actress’s role in Catwoman and failed to see the other vessel. “Yesterday evening I watched Catwoman on the TV. I’m an idiot because after that I slept very badly,” he said. “She was jumping from everywhere like a cat. She is very beautiful. She was wearing sexy outfit.” [Daily Mail]
Before they were fame whores! The Kardashians open up the family album. [Daily Mail]
Selma Blair says her endless pregnancy was worth it and her son Arthur looks like “a little turtle”. Cute. [US]
Lindsay Lohan fired her manager. The same one who overlooks the career of Britney Spears, which leads us to the age-old question: the career-destroying chicken or the impossible, irredeemable egg? [TMZ]
Linds has also been playing nice at her community service gig. Comeback: take 1,437. [TMZ]
The Black Eyed Peas say they’re taking a break, not breaking up. But when’s the last time “taking a break” turned out well for anyone? [TMZ]
Kirsten Dunst is done playing the eternal ingénue, but only when it comes to fashion. [People]
Set your TiVos, Muslim-Americans jump into the reality TV fray with All-American Muslim. What are the chances it’ll be like Jersey Shore? [Huff Po]
Preggers Beyoncé drops by borderline child pornographer Terry Richardson‘s studio for a girly catch-up. [Terry’s Diary]
Paranormal Activity 3‘s success only encourages studios to churn out inferior movies, people! That said, I’m still totally going to see it. [E!]
Apparently Katy Perry doesn’t like to be served by female flight attendants in case husband Russell Brand shagged them. If this were even the tiniest bit true, she is no doubt avoiding half the English population. Awk. [Daily Mail]
