Lindsay & Sam: Another Night, Another Fight

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  • Video: Samantha Ronson peels out of a Vegas club parking lot. A minute later, Lindsay Lohan emerges, saying, “Did she leave? She fucking left? Where’s my car? I want my fucking keys now.” [TMZ]
  • More on this in Midweek Madness, but: Brad Pitt! And the nanny?!?! “Angelina flew into a jealous rage when she walked past the open bedroom door of 8-month-old twins, Knox and Vivienne – and didn’t like what she saw! And it’s not surprising, for Brad was on the bed, rubbing the back of a pretty young nanny! Angie got so mad she slapped Brad and fired the girl on the spot!” [Star]
  • Speaking of Brad and Angie, E! donated $250,000 to the Jolie-Pitt Foundation last year. They probably thought it would get them not-snubbed on the red carpet; the money went to Brad’s Make It Right Foundation in New Orleans and three different UN organizations working in Darfur. [Fox 411]
  • George Clooney got drunk and was seen stumbling back to his hotel in St. Louis. [Gatecrasher]
  • Hmm, Sean “Diddy” Combs says he did Chris Brown and Rihanna a “favor” by letting them stay at his house. “It’s my house, and I’m allowed to give my house to whoever I want to give my house to,” Diddy told Ellen. “I don’t cast a stone – cast judgment on anybody. So, if friends ask me for a favor, then I’m going to be there for a favor as long as I know the energy of the favor is positive.” He also said: “I don’t think it’s right for anybody to hit anybody.” [People]
  • The father of Chris Brown‘s manager, Tina Davis, says of the speculation that Chris and Tina were having a romantic relationship is just” old rumors.” [E!]
  • Hey, guess who’s not going to the Kids’ Choice Awards? Chris Brown. [People]
  • Miley Cyrus says she’s not ready to move in with her 20-year-old boyfriend: “I love him to death…but no…[Justin] is so smart, but just like, everything has to, like, go where it’s supposed to go and if it doesn’t, I get like really frustrated.” Uh, what? [Page Six]
  • So on Dancing With Stars, Lil Kim gave her former fellow inmates a shoutout. The Scoop asks, “Is it possible for inmates to vote for Dancing With the Stars, but not for the president?” A spokesperson from prison says: “The inmates cannot dial toll-free numbers.” And there’s no internet. So. [MSNBC Scoop]
  • This piece, titled “Octomom Spurs Media Madness” is about how Oprah and Dr. Phil saw ratings jump with Nadya Suleman-themed shows. [Variety]
  • Oh, of course TMZ’s Harvey Levin has seen the tape of Nadya Suleman giving birth. Jeez. He says the “friend” filming was “annoying the doctors and nurses by getting in the way.” [TMZ]
  • Holy crap: PETA vice president Dan Mathews shook hands with Anna Wintour. [Page Six]
  • The French are mad at Carla Bruni for showing up at a Mexican state dinner wearing “a dazzling array” of diamonds — her husband, President Nicolas Sarkozy, was in Mexico to discuss the world recession. Anyway, they’re calling her Marie Antoinette. [Gatecrasher]
  • There’s an interesting interview with Katy Perry on Esquire‘s site, and at the top of the web browser frame are the words “Katy Perry Naked – Hot Pics Of Katy Parry[sic] Topless.” She is neither naked nor topless. [esquire]
  • Someone somewhere claims that Mischa Barton didn’t want to audition for the new Melrose Place but to just be given a role. In the end she had to go through the casting process like anyone else, sigh. Tough times! [Perez]
  • Meanwhile, word is that Ashlee Simpson is doing Melrose because she wants something stable so she can be close to her baby. [People]
  • The American Idol “dialing disaster” was averted, hopefully. You know Anoop’s original phone number was a sex line, right? [People]
  • Geri Halliwell has said ciao to her Italian fiancé. [The Sun]
  • Does Amy Winehouse want to work on a TV quiz show? And more important: Wouldn’t you watch? [The Sun]
  • Amy Winehouse has been updating her Facebook page to say things like “Nothing is worth as much as Blake,” and “Where’s my oblivious Blakey Boy?” For some reason, this is “news.” [The Sun]
  • “Hundreds of women in skimpy two-pieces will gather Saturday on the shore in Miami Beach and spell out the word C-O-S-M-O for an aerial photograph to be featured in the August issue.” For Cosmopolitan, that classy publication. [Page Six]
  • Hulk Hogan needs cash. His lawyers are trying to get some assets unfrozen; the Hulkster had back surgery and won’t be able to work for awhile. [AP]
  • Q: Are you busy? A: I’m trying to be busy. It’s not so easy. Everyone thinks I’m dead. — From an interview with Lauren Bacall. [Houston Chronicle]
  • Oy: Matt Lucas, co-creator of Little Britain, is working on a Jewish sitcom. [Telegraph]
  • Jade Goody, the Brit celeb diagnosed with cervical cancer and given weeks to live, has left the hospital to be home with her husband and kids. [BBC News]
  • Sir Paul McCartney‘s show in Las Vegas is already sold out, sorry. Tickets were gone seven seconds after going on sale. [Mirror]
  • Blind item: “Which Celebrity Apprentice was such a boozebag behind the scenes that all alcohol had to be removed from the set?” [Gatecrasher]
  • “I wasn’t, quote, ‘dropped’ from the movie. I resigned from the movie because I didn’t think I had enough time to achieve the look of the wrestler who was on steroids, which I would never do.” — Nicolas Cage, on The Wrestler. Then he said: “The movie was written for Mickey. And, for whatever reason, they couldn’t get the financing for the movie back then.”
  • “Fortunately I haven’t had any break-ups. This is my first relationship. I’m very, very happy, that’s all I’ll say. We were together for a really long time before we got married, we were in no rush.” — Beyoncé. [The Star]
  • “I always wanted to suspend from the ceiling in a twirling banana. I’m going to be inside the banana. So the banana drops into a fruit bowl with the other sparkling, glorious fruit, and their tops pop off and dancers come out and help peel me out of the banana. I have a fascination with fruit… It’s Lucille Ball meets Bob Mackie. It’s about innuendo. I want everybody to get the joke, but I want them to think about it for a minute.” — Katy Perry, on her persona. [Esquire]
  • “If things happen in the press that are hard to deal with or you give in to that awful temptation to occasionally Google yourself and be mortified at what people can write about you. It’s hard to ignore it. Keira will phone me up. She’s like, ‘I’m thinking about doing it.’ I’m like, ‘I am, too, but don’t do it.’ And we’ll kind of talk each other out of it.” — Sienna Miller, on her friendship with Keira Knightley. [Mirror]
  • “My mom thought it was cool that if you got a business card that said ‘Taylor’ you wouldn’t know if it was a guy or a girl. She wanted me to be a business person in a business world.” — Taylor Swift. [Rolling Stone]
  • “That one kinda hurts, because I don’t have any rights to participate in it at all. It was done at a time when I was dirt poor so I had to sell everything when I sold the script, so that one hurts a bit.” — Wes Craven on the remake of Nightmare On Elm Street. [The Star]
  • “The past year has obviously been very difficult for me. Yoga has really helped me turn it into a huge learning experience. I’m working hard to take what I went through and turn it into something positive. Yoga helps me focus.” — Ashley Dupre, former call girl of former Governor Eliot Spitzer. [Page Six]
  • “My feeling about the movies is that most of them are terrible. If you don’t have a decent script and a decent director, forget it. That’s why I thought the Benjamin Button movie was so encouraging. I’ll forgive anybody anything if they have talent. What I find most disconcerting is that people in the profession are not creative but only interested in money, which is what this country is most about. It doesn’t appreciate talent. … For eight years we had a moron in the White House who didn’t even know what art meant.” — Lauren Bacall. There are more quips in the interview! [Houston Chronicle]
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