Little Girl Watches Russian Cartoon Dubbed With Actual Porn

Happy Thanksgiving! Here is a Russian cartoon that was inexplicably dubbed with Sasha Grey’s moans. And here is a horrified child watching it. Welcome to Russia! Please enjoy your stay.

For those of us wondering whether this is fake, and it might be, I would like to allay some skepticism: Having come from Russia, I will point out that the genera public may not be as cognizant of pop culture or Sasha Grey as much as they could be. Therefore, it is conceivable to me that some recording engineer thought “hey, I need climbing noises. I’m just going to sneak in some porn and be done with it. It worked for artists in Disney movies!” Subversive! Hilarious! Potentially Traumatizing (TM). But wait, not traumatizing at all, considering that there is a Russian children’s movie about kids literally fighting the black plague personified as a woman (and some of the kids die). Or the fact that when I was a child, I was told fairy tales about people dying and invited to read stories of the war. Russian children can take it. A few moans here and there? You’re going to have to do better than that, WINX CLUB! (Man, WINX CLUB is an awesome show.)