Lorenzo and Marc Split; Bieber Plays JD; John Mayer "Done Goofed"
Latest- Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone? Officially splitsville. Tweeted Martone, “thanks for t notes. yes, i saw t press today. We are not together, haven’t been in 2 months. And we will not comment on it. Sorry. We r fine. [Gawker]
- Marc confirmed it too, in British Vogue. Or at least that he “wasn’t getting married.” [VogueUK]
- Perhaps you heard that Billy Corgan fainted onstage but have you seen the video? If that sort of thing floats your boat, Perez has it! [PerezHilton]
- Wait, how did we not know that Ione Skye was married to Ben Lee? And they have a baby? [TMZ]
- Contrary to what was scripted in The Hills, Audrina Partridge is not moving to the beach. “She doesn’t live at the beach and just thinks it’s so funny how much people believed the reality in the show,” says some smug source. [E]
- Good news alert! Michael C. Hall is apparently cancer-free and back to work on Dexter. Says he, “It’s a real gift to be able to go back to work…One of the best things about it is that it emerged at a time when we were close to the end of shooting. I was able to treat it over the hiatus and it didn’t interrupt our production schedule, which, obviously, would have its effect on me, but it would have its effect on our cast, our crew, people who count on this family to keep making the show.” [People]
- Want to see Paris Hilton get doused with champagne in St. Tropez? That makes one of us. [The Superficial]
- An incentive to be nice to Snooki: “The negative stuff? I get off on it. Because the only reason why people talk negative is because they’re jealous. Every time they call me a midget, Oompa-Loompa, orange, they’re just jealous. It makes me want to be more ridiculous and more stupid.” [US]
- Of her upcoming wedding to businessman Tom Vitale, Valerie Bertinelli says, “For me, it feels silly. I’m 50. It’s not about the wedding. I just want to have a marriage…We’re going to get married in Italy, just the two of us and a witness.” THIS WILL NOT STAND. [People]
- Speaking of Italian weddings: George Clooney isn’t having one. Even though the Italian tabs say he is. But they’re probably just confused because he’s hosting the wedding of some friend at his villa. And, um attended the Krasinski-Blunt wedding. In a suit. [E]
- Susan Boyle is reportedly recording a Christmas album. Just a guess, but we see “O Holy Night” in her future. [Billboard]
- Oksana Grigorieva says Mel is a liar. This could refer to so many things, really. [TMZ]
- In an Entourage guest spot, Jessica Simpson is cruelly forced to relive the death of her beloved dog Daisy. [E]
- In obligatory LiLo prison news: she’s not allowed to have visitors this weekend, because she already used up all her visiting hours seeing her mom and sister. [The Superficial]
- Speaking of his deeply unpleasant Playboy interview, John Mayer told Matt Lauer, “I learned. Don’t talk just to see if you have something to say. Talking just to see if you have something to say is a really bad way of finding out you had nothing to say . . . I done goofed.” Um, “nothing” would have been far preferable. Jackass. [PopSugar]
- Charlie Sheen and lawyers are apparently “close to reaching a plea deal” over his domestic violence case. Good work? [Radar]
- Kristen Davis says she “doesn’t think” a SATC3 is going to happen. Fingers crossed! [PopSugar]
- Someone stenciled a teeny-tiny pink Gandhi onto Halle Berry‘s gate. [TMZ]
- Justin Bieber will be guest-starring on CSI, playing “a troubled teen who is faced with a terrible decision regarding his only brother – a decision that leads him into an explosive confrontation.” Ominously, the article says this is “just the beginning.” [People]
- T.I. is apparently marrying long-term girlfriend Tameka Cottle this weekend in Hawaii. Congrats! [AceShowbiz]
- And in “get well soon,” 93-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor is in critical condition after undergoing hip replacement surgery. [TMZ]
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