Man and His Dog May Be Headed for a Breakup

Man and His Dog May Be Headed for a Breakup

Stay safe, everyone, but especially if you’re in Hurricane Dorian’s path in the Carolinas.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Donald Trump and Mike Pence are maaaaaybe on the rocks. [Yahoo News]
  • And Donald Trump is still on his Hurricane Dorian/Alabama bullshit. [Washington Post]
  • Boris Johnson is having some very nice family drama that I can only hope will one day soon become a BBC television series. In other news, Johnson said he would “rather be dead in a ditch” than delay Brexit. [New York Times/Politico]
  • Good luck getting Betsy DeVos’s Education Department to forgive your student loans. [NPR]
  • Donald Trump is scared of Elizabeth Warren. [The Daily Beast]
  • Did you miss the moment when Joe Biden’s eyeball filled up with blood during CNN’s climate change town hall? How about Bernie Sanders’s odd answer in response to a question on population control and climate change? [Splinter/Washington Post]
  • I’d respect this move more if he took the Chinatown bus!!!

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.

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