Marriage May Not Be the Elixir of Life for Every Couple
LatestIt might go without saying that the person you marry or live in a state of impending hellfire with will probably have a significant impact on your health. Say, for instance, you briefly become the highest-paid actress of all time, divorce your old, bald husband, then marry the strapping young actor famous for playing the stupid character on That 70s Show. In that instance, there’s a slight chance that your life will be cut tragically short, probably in a grisly wake-boarding accident in Tahoe. If you’re just some normie bopping along in the world and decide to get married, you can probably expect to live a little longer. Unless of course you’re black, in which case marriage, according to new research, doesn’t have any impact on your health at all.
A study from Michigan State University has suggested that, while marriage boosts the longevity of white couples, black couples don’t seem to reap the same health benefits from the age-old method of land and livestock transference. “This finding implies,” says sociologist Hui Liu, the study’s lead researcher, “that marriage and cohabitation have very different meanings for blacks and whites.” The number of people who cohabitate and merely dream that personified Troll Doll David Tutera will show up at their house one day and grant them the pirate-themed wedding of their dreams has increased by quite a bit over the last 50 years — census data shows that, while only 400,000 unmarried people shacked up back in 1960, 7.6 million were cohabitating as of 2011.