Martha Stewart Gets Stitches After Headbutt From French Bulldog

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  • Martha Stewart‘s dog Francesca knocked her in the face and split her lip.

Martha’s lip was quite literally split open, and we know this because Martha posted graphic photos of herself in the doctor’s office on her blog. She was accompanied by her driver and her stable manager. Because Martha is Martha, not only do we have the details of her stitches, but also some commentary about the crappy rose wallpaper of the examination room she was in: “The ceiling border in the little patient room could use some updating, don’t you think?” [The Martha Blog, Page Six]

  • Aretha Franklin says someone is working on a script for her biopic, and “Halle Berry is my pick [to play me.]” Me too, Ms. Franklin. Me. Too. [Digital Spy]
  • Good news: Aretha Franklin‘s recent surgery has added 15 or 20 more years to her life! [Daily Express]
  • Unsolicited Uterus Update: Selma Blair is pregnant. [People]
  • Justin Bieber was rushed to the hospital earlier this week when he suffered an allergic reaction while on the set of CSI. [NYDN]
  • Jessica Simpson — who once wore a T-shirt proclaiming “Real Girls Eat Meat” — is taking vegan cooking classes to impress her fiancé. The power of love! [Contact Music]
  • Snooki‘s boyfriend politely steps back out of the shot when photographers snap Snickers, so he’s obviously a keeper. [Janet Charlton’s Hollywood]
  • Charlie Sheen‘s penthouse suite at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas on Sunday “looked like porn star auditions.” [TMZ]
  • Charlie Sheen apparently showed up for work looking gaunt. [NY Post]
  • Camille Grammer is not the first person who’s talked about Kelsey Grammer‘s desire to dress up in women’s clothes. In the ’80s, a stripper girlfriend told the National Enquirer that “after Kelsey indulged in lots of coke and booze, he gussied himself up in pantyhose, a frock, full makeup, and a wig as a turn-on before sex.” Whatever floats your boat, Frasier. [Janet Charlton’s Hollywood]
  • Video: “Usher Almost Faints On Stage, Throws Mic, Sings Song Wrong, Gets Booed And Stumbles Away.” [Bossip]
  • I’ve been thinking a lot about Gucci Mane‘s new ice cream cone tattoo, which he obtained on Wednesday, shortly after being released from a mental health facility, and here’s what I’ve come up with: The Dorrough track “Ice Cream Paint Job” has led me to believe that when a vehicle has an especially detailed and gorgeous exterior, it is sweet, and cooler than cool and therefore ice cold; ice cream. But the Ice Cream Man is also the name of the neighborhood coke or crack dealer. Considering all this, as well as the fact that Gucci’s tattoo has three scoops, some lightning bolts and the word “Brrr” included, I’ve decided that the man enjoys a dairy-based dessert and the brain freeze often associated with such a treat. This is just a theory, of course, and it is rather perplexing that Gucci didn’t get a nice tall glass of “Lemonade” inked on his face. [NYDN]
  • Behold: Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man. [Radar Online]
  • At the link you will see an American Idol contestant who has pieces of glass glued to his head to turn himself into a mirror ball. [TMZ]
  • Brendan Fraser got a $16 pedicure on Wednesday and left a $44 tip. [TMZ]
  • OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network, has acquired the documentary Becoming Chaz, which details Chaz Bono‘s gender transformation and name change. [Vulture]
  • Breakout star to watch in 2011: BooBoo Stewart. [IMDb]
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