Mel Gibson Confronts Paparazzo While Wearing Glasses, Fake Mustache

By Margaret Hartmann | September 15, 2010 | 11:03pm

Celebrities Dirt Bag

While attempting to disguise himself by wearing a baseball cap, thick glasses, and a giant fake mustache in L.A. today, Mel Gibson approached a paparazzo sitting in a car and asked, “What’s the matter? Got nothing better to do?”
The man asked Mel a series of questions about Oksana and whether he’d work with minorities, to which Mel replied, “You got a lot of dialogue, don’t you? … I just wanted to film you. Thanks for following us around.” Before walking away he added, “What’s it like sniffing other people’s laundry?” [Us, TMZ]
Oksana Grigorieva has fired her criminal defense lawyers, despite the fact that she’s the subject of a criminal investigation. [TMZ]
Lindsay Lohan went out and partied all night, but a source says, “She’s telling everyone she didn’t go out. We’re like, ‘Lindsay, people saw you there!'” [Us]
Michael Lohan is on a “manhunt” to find the doctor who treated Lindsay for an overdose of cocaine and painkillers. Good luck with that. [Radar]
Columbia, South Carolina will soon be home to a 12-foot tall Hootie & The Blowfish monument. [USA Today]
CSI: Miami star Eva La Rue says Lady Gaga wants to guest star on the show. “She doesn’t want to play herself from what I understand,” says La Rue. “She wants to be a character.” [E!]
ZOMG Eva Longoria stole Jessica Simpson‘s BFF! [Hollywood Rag]
Danielle Staub claims, “Dina [Manzo] texts me. Yep, Dina-who’s not even on the Housewives anymore. She’s hanging for dear life. Shut the f—k up, Dina! She’s threatening me. She’s an idiot. I don’t answer them.” [E!]
Jake Pavelka‘s assessment of The Situation: “I have better abs than he does, that’s for damn sure!” [Us]
Casey Affleck has settled the sexual harassment lawsuits filed against him by women who worked on I’m Not Here. [Popeater]
While performing at her old high school, Katy Perry recognized someone in the crowd. “Is that Shane Lopes?” said Katy. “You were the most popular kid in my class! But you never wanted to date me, it was always Amanda Wayne. Oh yeah, you really chose right honey. What’s up. What’s up now, player. I’m going to dedicate this next one to Shane Lopes everyone.” She then played “Ur So Gay.” [Radar]
Shane says Katy “exaggerated” the situation and was “just trying to embarrass” him because they “never had any problems” in high school. [TMZ]
Ashton Kutcher is denying Star‘s report that he cheated on Demi Moore again. His lawyer said, “Star Magazine continuously publishes lies about Ashton Kutcher and many other celebrities. This is not the first, nor will it be the last time they engage in reckless conduct.” [Us]
In Touch claims Sofia Vergara is engaged to Nick Loeb. “They’re keeping the details a secret for now, but they’re engaged,” says a “friend”. “That’s why Sofia was glowing at the Emmys even when she didn’t win a supporting actress award. She is completely in love with Nick.” [Just Jared]
Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner had to leave the Louvre today because paparazzi were swarming inside, but before they left they posed for photos in front of the Mona Lisa. [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian has reportedly banned the press from asking her questions about Cristiano Ronaldo, her sex tape, and Playboy. [Mirror]
Shaquille O’Neal‘s former employee has filed a lawsuit claiming he hacked into his computer, destroyed evidence about his mistresses, and attempted to frame an employee by planting child porn on thier computer. [Radar]
The girlfriend of Snooki‘s recent hook up Dennis Figueroa says she found out that he cheated on her while watching Jersey Shore. She says, “Snooki stole my boyfriend!” [Radar]
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee was booted from an exclusive Bevery Hills party because the hosts were celebrating Rosh Hashanah. “This woman has Nazi tattoos on her body and that is a pretty bold statement,” said a source. “It is what she is known for and what people associate with her, that is why the Jewish hosts wanted her to leave.” [Radar]
Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly are going to appear on each other’s shows again. [N.Y. Mag]
In the upcoming documentary O.J. Monster Or Myth?, O.J. Simpson admits that he gave away his assets so the Goldman family wouldn’t be able to collect the $25 million he owed them. [TMZ]
The restraining order filed against Shannon Sharpe by a woman who claims he raped her has been dismissed. [TMZ]
Jamie Oliver Tweeted pictures of his newborn baby in the hospital. The boy is named Buddy Oliver. [Daily Mail]
Matt Damon will appear in the season premiere of 30 Rock. [Reuters]
Dr. Conrad Murray is accusing Dr. Arnold Klein of having a part in Michael Jackson‘s death. [TMZ]
LeAnn Rimes tells Shape, “My relationship with Dean was great, but ultimately it wasn’t a fulfilling marriage for either of us. We got married so young: I was 19 and he was 21, so as we got older, we grew apart. I understand why people are disappointed in me, especially since I grew up as America’s sweetheart. I think any relationship is hard to get out of, and I don’t think the way I did it was right. I truly believe there are lessons in it for me to learn. Cultivating strength from rough situations is the most important thing. After going through this, I know I can face anything.” [PopSugar]
William Shatner on Betty White: “She’s really old. I think of her as an old friend. I mean an old friend. But listen, she’s got moves you wouldn’t believe. She’s totally flexible in the hip area. Her arms are stiff, but the hips? Totally flexible.” [People]
Josh Brolin tells Playboy, “What Megan Fox has done is confuse everybody thoroughly. To me, she’s doing something more interesting than what a lot of other young people in movies are doing. Katharine Hepburn, one of the most appreciated actresses today, was hated back in her heyday. She was box office poison…They didn’t understand her. Yet now we all look back and go, ‘OK, she was incredible. I would love to be the person who puts Megan in a film in which she can actually do something interesting.” [Contact Music]