Miami Swim Week 2022: Armed Models, Ninja Turtle Pecs, and a Vagina Moth

Dozens of designers took to Florida’s most tolerable city to present bathing suits that were... anything but bathing suits.

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Onalaja/Dayverse

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If I ever retire, this is the first outfit I will purchase. I’ll stand on the sand of my private beach, holding my vodka martini with a twist, allowing the salty sea breeze to make my purple feathers dance. I’ll remember my youth, my long-lost lovers, and all the people who died in the apocalypse, since that’s the only way I’ll have managed to be standing on my own, private beach in a fit like this. RIP everyone else.

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