Miley Cyrus' Mom Bought Her A New Dog Already

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Parents just don’t understand. In an attempt to help her get over the death of her dog Floyd, Miley Cyrus‘ mother went and bought her a new puppy because the only way to properly grieve death is to find a replacement. Last night Cyrus inflated a giant replica of her dog at her concert to mourn, so maybe her mother underestimated the gravity of the situation. Anyway, the new pup’s name is Moonie, and Cyrus is struggling a bit:

Sigh, death of pets is hard and everything, but pull it together. You can do this, Cyrus. [Huffington Post]

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