Nebraska College Kid Says Feminism 'Achieved Its Goals' So Women Should Shut the Fuck Up Now
LatestIs there anyone more naturally attuned to the nuances of America’s struggle for social justice than white male heterosexual college students from Nebraska named Zach? Oh, what’s that? LITERALLY EVERYONE? ‘Kay. Well, nevertheless, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln published an op-ed today by one-man feminist brain trust (and Suzanne Venker superfan!) Zach Nold, a senior English major who’s not afraid to blow the whistle on the real agenda of feminism: Climbing up the pedestal so we can push men off the pedestal and then have sex with the pedestal like sluts and then take all the jobs. And talk too much. And wear sexual leggings even if we don’t have good enough legs. Basically WHERE IS ZACH NOLD’S SANDWICH.
Goddamnit, ladies. Now they’re on to us. Which one of you spilled the beans to investigative journalist Zach Nold? Seriously, no Yoplait Whips at the next meeting unless somebody fesses up. (Jeanine, you snake, I know it was you.)