New Game of Thrones Trailer! New Game of Thrones Trailer!
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I’m so excited about this I might accidentally-on-purpose eat my computer. Then maybe I’d die and maybe in heaven HBO is two weeks ahead!!! Except I don’t believe in heaven, so I guess I’d just be dead and then I’d NEVER GET TO SEE STRONG BELWAS EAT ALL THE LOCUSTS. So, I guess I’ll just wait a couple of weeks. W-evs.
Tyrion is all angsty about his fucked-up face. Get ready for 8 million more hours of that shitty attitude.
Oh, is Cersei being an unhinged beast about something? Uuuuuuugh it’s still sooooo loooooooong until she’s locked up in her hair-shirt being ignored by a nun. Curse you, linear time.
I wish Tywin Lannister wasn’t such a fucking BOSS so I could hate him more. I feel like he is more likable in the show than in the books. Discuss?
DUHHH I’M A BIG DUMB OTHER AND WHAT IS THE POINT OF ME (SOMETHING REALLY BAD PROBABLY, TBD)
Goddamnit, Stannis. Worst character ever? Don’t you have a suburban detention to oversee or something?
What’s this? The fighting pits? Strong Belwas? WHERE THE FUCK IS STRONG BELWAS
Anyway, Let’s take a look at what’s going on in this trailer. Spoilers abound.
Dani got a new outfit! She’s on a boat with Ser Jorah and the dragz, sailing for Pentos if I remember correctly. (I read this shit years ago and I don’t have time to look everything up, so correct me in comments.)
Tyrion is all angsty about his fucked-up face. Get ready for 8 million more hours of that shitty attitude.
Oh, is Cersei being an unhinged beast about something? Uuuuuuugh it’s still sooooo loooooooong until she’s locked up in her hair-shirt being ignored by a nun. Curse you, linear time.
I wish Tywin Lannister wasn’t such a fucking BOSS so I could hate him more. I feel like he is more likable in the show than in the books. Discuss?
DUHHH I’M A BIG DUMB OTHER AND WHAT IS THE POINT OF ME (SOMETHING REALLY BAD PROBABLY, TBD)
Goddamnit, Stannis. Worst character ever? Don’t you have a suburban detention to oversee or something?
What’s this? The fighting pits? Strong Belwas? WHERE THE FUCK IS STRONG BELWAS