New 'Get Laid Haircut' Fixes Everything Wrong With You
LatestLadies: things are wrong. Things are wrong with me, and they’re wrong with you. Other (perfect) people don’t have things wrong, but we do, you and me. And if we fix the things that are wrong by purchasing products and services, the wrongness will sort of drift away and we’ll garner the admiration we so crave — or at least some mutual genital stimulation. Enter the Get Laid Haircut.
The Get Laid Haircut — or the GLH if you’re a text-happy millennial who can’t even be bothered to spell out actual full words — is the invention of NYC stylist Mischa G, who charges $110 for the coiffure. The New York Post breathlessly reports that Mischa’s magic hands have given tens and tens of people the confidence they need to meet a person who will take their pants off and do sex to them. The paper even includes anecdata from a few of Mischa’s satisfied clients, and provided photo evidence that following their (to be fair, across-the-board cute) haircuts, all of them went out on the town and threw their heads back and laughed fabulously while crossing their legs on barstools like stock photo models in an ad for a pre construction condo building. Hard to argue with that.