Now That Same-Sex Marriage Is Legal, We're Gonna Need Some Gay Romcoms
LatestOK. Take a breath, everyone. I know that excitement over the Supreme Court’s same-sex marriage ruling is going to make it difficult to focus on anything else today/this weekend, but we really have to start considering the implications of this news. It’s wonderful that marriage equality is now a real thing in the United States, it’s wonderful that the efforts of those who have fought for generations have led us to this day, and it’s wonderful that any two adults in this country who want to get married can get married whether your shitty uncle likes it or not.
But let’s move on to something equally important: now that same-sex marriage is legal, we’re gonna need some more inclusive romantic comedies. I’m not talking the kinds of straight-to-video releases the LGBTQ community has seen for decades—I’m talking big-budget, Nancy Meyers-directed, Scott Rudin-produced, A-list romcoms that get released on Valentine’s Day and make $150M. Sure, I understand that romcoms are hardly the moneymakers they were in the ‘80s and ‘90s, but maybe they just needed to get with the times! Maybe gay marriage will give them a renaissance. And maybe I can help come up with some ideas.
My Best Friend’s Wedding
Writer: Ronald Bass
Director: P.J. Hogan
Starring: Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Everett
No no, not a remake. Not even a reboot. I want a reimagining. (Are all three of those things the same? Who cares.) The same writer, the same director, the same cast, and the same basic plot, with one little difference: it ends with Cameron Diaz and Julia Roberts falling in love and getting married. Just picture it: Julia, an out bisexual woman, flies into town with the hopes of sabotaging a wedding so that she can marry Dermot, the love of her life, herself. But, uh oh! She falls in love with his fiancee… and by the time the credits roll, she reciprocates. My Best Friend’s Wedding played with its audience’s expectations, and its ~reimagining~ could do the same.
Maids of Honor
Writer: Nancy Meyers
Director: Nancy Meyers
Starring: Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton, Alfre Woodard